Category Archives: Humor/humour

Double take

Dog costume

I’m generally not in support of dressing up dogs in costumes…but take a closer look at this one…

Happy Easter!

 

The official account of PC Peach

PC Peach is a German Shepherd police dog at the center of a dispute between West Midlands police and the Crown Prosecution Service in the UK.

Peach’s fellow officers were annoyed when the Crown Prosecution Service requested a witness statement from PC Peach, clearly not realising that Peach was a dog.  So, to vent a little frustration at the Service, an officer filled out a witness statement for Peach:

Peach's witness statement

Peach’s witness statement

The joke ruffled feathers at the Crown Prosecution Service and a complaint was filed.  The officer who shared the statement via social media is now under investigation.

A little humour in the workplace is a good thing, in my opinion, and a healthy of way of blowing off steam in a stressful employment environment.   I hope that the investigators don’t get too ‘PC’ in following up on the official account of PC Peach.

Source:  The Daily Mail

Dog massage ?!?

This isn’t exactly what I do for a living….but some people think it’s like this!

Interesting dog massage

Please neuter your pets…

This billboard combines a serious message with a tongue-in-cheek one.

Hang in there, folks.  The weekend isn’t far away!

Things I must remember as a dog

  • When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it’s raining.
  • We do not have a doorbell.  I will not bark each time I hear one on the television.
  • The sofa is not a face towel.  Neither are mum’s and dad’s laps.
  • My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
  • I will not bite the officer’s hand when he reaches in for dad’s drivers license.
  • I will not use ‘roll around in the dirt’ as an option after just getting a bath.
  • The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it’s usually not a good thing.

Piano anyone?

Our 4-day Easter weekend is coming to a close (sigh); here’s something to make you smile as you return to work tomorrow:

AwkwardFamilyPetPhotos.com for a bit of fun!

I needed to laugh today.

Visit this website to view photos uploaded by real people who suggest a fitting title for their family’s photo such as:

Biscuit felt there were times “lap-dog” shouldn’t apply.

Jesse’s helpful dog tricks

It’s been a rough week.  I’m in need of laughter and the immune support and tension relief that it brings.  So, I hope you enjoy this YouTube video of Jesse performing amazing dog tricks that help around the house.

The dog days of August and other sayings

We’re in the Dog Days of August (northern hemisphere), or so my mother always said.  So where did this saying come from?  Well, it always referred to the hot days of summer when the heat tends to be greatest and with little breeze or wind.  And the dog connection came from the belief that Sirius, the Dog Star,  was responsible for the weather because of its close proximity to the sun.

What are some other common dog sayings?

Dog and Pony Show  used when you are putting on a display to convince people of a product or service; it comes from the traveling circus days when dogs and ponies often shared the show ring

Like a Dog with a Bone when someone won’t let go of a subject, and referring to the possessiveness of dogs when chewing on a bone

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie which means not to talk about things that have caused problems in the past – clearly referring to the surprise you may get when disturbing a deeply sleeping dog!

And of course The Top Dog referring to pack order and the person who is the highest in rank or importance

The ultimate dog tease

This video was sent to me by a customer.  I think it is great and something that so many dog owners can relate to.

Enjoy!