How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Light bulb? What light bulb?

Australian Shepherd
Put all the bulbs in a little circle …

Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Border Collie
Just one? And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

I can’t reach the stupid lamp!

Doberman Pinscher
While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Hound Dog

Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

I see it! There it is! Right there!

Go Ahead! Make me!

Shih tzu
Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

Toy Poodle
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Kathleen Crisley, specialist in dog massage, rehabilitation and nutrition/food therapy, The Balanced Dog, Christchurch, New Zealand


One response to “How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

  1. Hi, I visited your blog today I found it very interesting to read. In fact, I was amazed how intelligent Aussie shepherds they are. In all dogs only Australian shepherds can put all the bulbs in a little circle. So therefore Aussie Shepherds is the winner! Thanks for this nice information. keep it up.

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