Category Archives: dog quotes

Doggy quote of the month for December

Thanks to the great people at German Shepherd Rescue of New England, here’s some food for thought this Christmas – a different version of the Twas the Night Before Christmas – by Stacey Vincent.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

               The children were nestled all snug in their beds
With no thought of the dog filling their head.
And ma in her kerchief, and I in my cap,
Knew he was cold but didn’t care about that.
    

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Figuring he was free of his chain and into the trash.

 The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But Santa Claus – and his eyes full of tears.

He unchained the dog once so lively and quick,
Last year’s Christmas present, now painfully thin and sick.
More rapid than eagles he called the dog’s name.
And the dog ran to him, despite all his pain.

Now DANCER!

        Now PRANCER and VIXEN!!
On COMET!

     On CUPID!

        On DONER and BLITZEN!!

                       To the top of the porch!  To the top of the wall!

                       Let’s find this dog a home where he’s loved by all

 I knew in an instant there would be no gifts this year
For Santa Claus had made one thing quite clear …

   The gift of a dog is not just for a season.
We had gotten the pup for all the wrong reasons.

In our haste to think of the kids a gift
There was one important thing that we missed.

    A dog should be family and cared for the same.
You don’t give a gift then put it on a chain.

And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight,
“You weren’t given a gift!  You were given a life!”

Doggy quote of the month for November

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

– Andy Rooney

Doggy quote of the month for October

Before you get a dog, you can’t imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.

– the late Caroline Knapp, author of Pack of Two

Doggy quote of the month for September

I guess you don’t really own a dog, you rent them.  And you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

– Joe Garagiola

Doggy quote of the month for August

You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark.

– Wallace Arnold

 

 

Inner peace

This has made the rounds many times over the years…but it is still a goodie!

If you can  start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be  cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can  resist complaining and boring people with your  troubles,

If you can eat the same food  every   day and be grateful for  it,

If you can understand when your  loved ones are too busy to give you any  time,
If you can take criticism and blame without  resentment,

If you can conquer  tension without medical help,
If you can  relax without alcohol, 

If you can sleep without the aid  of drugs,

…Then You Are Probably  

The Family  Dog! 

Doggy quote of the month for July

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

–  Will Rogers, actor and cowboy

Doggy quote of the month for June

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures:  they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.

– Gilda Radner

Doggy quote of the month for May

“Bless you for greeting me as if I’ve been gone for a year every time I come in the door.”

– A blessing for your dog (author unknown)

Doggy quote of the month for April

“A dog is a dog except when he is facing you.

Then he is Mr. Dog”

– Haitian proverb