Category Archives: dog quotes

Marilyn Monroe and her dogs

Over the course of her life, Marilyn Monroe owned a number of dogs.

A black and white mixed breed by the name of Tippy was given to then Normal Jean by her foster father.

A spaniel named Ruffles was an early companion around 1940-1942.

Her husband Jim Dougherty bought her a collie named Muggsie.

Around about the time that she was signed by Columbia Pictures in 1948, Marilyn reportedly owned a chihuahua but I can’t find a record of the name.

During her marriage to Arthur Miller, a basset hound named Hugo was their companion.  Miller retained ownership of Hugo when the couple divorced.

Marilyn Monroe and Maf, photo attributed to Eric Skipsey

Maf was a maltese given to Marilyn by Frank Sinatra.  The dog’s full name was Mafia Honey in honour of Sinatra’s alleged mafia connections.  When Marilyn died, the dog was given to Sinatra’s secretary.

In 2010, author Andrew O’Hagan documented Maf’s story in a book The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog, and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe.  Written from Maf’s point of view, we read about Marilyn’s last two years  (she took the dog to Hollywood, New York and to Mexico).

One of Maf’s comments: “I mean, if you have to pee you have to pee and why not next to the swimming pool at the Chateau Marmont, right?”

A lot has been written about Marilyn and her all-too-short life.  What a nicer way to picture the actress than through her dog?  (Dogs don’t lie and they don’t tell tails – oops I mean tales)

Kathleen Crisley, specialist in dog massage, rehabilitation and nutrition/food therapy, The Balanced Dog, Christchurch, New Zealand

Doggy quote of the month for March

“Love of animals is a universal impulse, a common ground on which all of us may meet.  By loving and understanding animals, perhaps we humans shall come to understand each other.”

– Dr Louis J Camuti

Doggy quote of the month for February

Beauty without Vanity,

Strength without Insolence,

Courage without Ferocity,

and all the Virtures of Man

without his Vices.

– Lord Byron in memory of his dog Boatswain (a Newfoundland)

Doggy quote of the month for January

“I’ve caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.”

– Barbara Woodhouse

 

Doggy quote of the month for December

Thanks to the great people at German Shepherd Rescue of New England, here’s some food for thought this Christmas – a different version of the Twas the Night Before Christmas – by Stacey Vincent.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

               The children were nestled all snug in their beds
With no thought of the dog filling their head.
And ma in her kerchief, and I in my cap,
Knew he was cold but didn’t care about that.
    

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Figuring he was free of his chain and into the trash.

 The moon on the crest of the new fallen snow
Gave the luster of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But Santa Claus – and his eyes full of tears.

He unchained the dog once so lively and quick,
Last year’s Christmas present, now painfully thin and sick.
More rapid than eagles he called the dog’s name.
And the dog ran to him, despite all his pain.

Now DANCER!

        Now PRANCER and VIXEN!!
On COMET!

     On CUPID!

        On DONER and BLITZEN!!

                       To the top of the porch!  To the top of the wall!

                       Let’s find this dog a home where he’s loved by all

 I knew in an instant there would be no gifts this year
For Santa Claus had made one thing quite clear …

   The gift of a dog is not just for a season.
We had gotten the pup for all the wrong reasons.

In our haste to think of the kids a gift
There was one important thing that we missed.

    A dog should be family and cared for the same.
You don’t give a gift then put it on a chain.

And I heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight,
“You weren’t given a gift!  You were given a life!”

Doggy quote of the month for November

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

– Andy Rooney

Doggy quote of the month for October

Before you get a dog, you can’t imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.

– the late Caroline Knapp, author of Pack of Two

Doggy quote of the month for September

I guess you don’t really own a dog, you rent them.  And you have to be thankful that you had a long lease.

– Joe Garagiola

Doggy quote of the month for August

You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark.

– Wallace Arnold

 

 

Inner peace

This has made the rounds many times over the years…but it is still a goodie!

If you can  start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be  cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can  resist complaining and boring people with your  troubles,

If you can eat the same food  every   day and be grateful for  it,

If you can understand when your  loved ones are too busy to give you any  time,
If you can take criticism and blame without  resentment,

If you can conquer  tension without medical help,
If you can  relax without alcohol, 

If you can sleep without the aid  of drugs,

…Then You Are Probably  

The Family  Dog!