Category Archives: Humor/humour

Jesse’s helpful dog tricks

It’s been a rough week.  I’m in need of laughter and the immune support and tension relief that it brings.  So, I hope you enjoy this YouTube video of Jesse performing amazing dog tricks that help around the house.

The dog days of August and other sayings

We’re in the Dog Days of August (northern hemisphere), or so my mother always said.  So where did this saying come from?  Well, it always referred to the hot days of summer when the heat tends to be greatest and with little breeze or wind.  And the dog connection came from the belief that Sirius, the Dog Star,  was responsible for the weather because of its close proximity to the sun.

What are some other common dog sayings?

Dog and Pony Show  used when you are putting on a display to convince people of a product or service; it comes from the traveling circus days when dogs and ponies often shared the show ring

Like a Dog with a Bone when someone won’t let go of a subject, and referring to the possessiveness of dogs when chewing on a bone

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie which means not to talk about things that have caused problems in the past – clearly referring to the surprise you may get when disturbing a deeply sleeping dog!

And of course The Top Dog referring to pack order and the person who is the highest in rank or importance

The ultimate dog tease

This video was sent to me by a customer.  I think it is great and something that so many dog owners can relate to.

Enjoy!

Inner peace

This has made the rounds many times over the years…but it is still a goodie!

If you can  start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be  cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can  resist complaining and boring people with your  troubles,

If you can eat the same food  every   day and be grateful for  it,

If you can understand when your  loved ones are too busy to give you any  time,
If you can take criticism and blame without  resentment,

If you can conquer  tension without medical help,
If you can  relax without alcohol, 

If you can sleep without the aid  of drugs,

…Then You Are Probably  

The Family  Dog! 

Carrie dances the merengue

Carrie is a Golden Retriever from Chile.  Her owner, Jose Fuentes,  has taught her to merengue with him.  Thanks to the Internet, the pair has developed a reputation, appearing on television shows like The Late Show with David Letterman.

There has even been a petition, of sorts, to get Carrie and Jose onto Dancing with the Stars as a guest act!

Here are a few videos of Carrie, thanks to the power of You Tube.

Kathleen Crisley, Fear-Free certified professional and specialist in dog massage, rehabilitation and nutrition/food therapy, The Balanced Dog, Christchurch, New Zealand

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Afghan
Light bulb? What light bulb?

Australian Shepherd
Put all the bulbs in a little circle …

Beagle
Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Border Collie
Just one? And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Chihuahua
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Cocker Spaniel
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Dachshund
I can’t reach the stupid lamp!

Doberman Pinscher
While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.

Greyhound
It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Hound Dog
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Irish Wolfhound
Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.

Labrador
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Mastiff
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Malamute
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Pointer
I see it! There it is! Right there!

Rottweiller
Go Ahead! Make me!

Shih tzu
Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

Toy Poodle
I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Kathleen Crisley, specialist in dog massage, rehabilitation and nutrition/food therapy, The Balanced Dog, Christchurch, New Zealand

A dog’s resolutions for the New Year

It is New Year’s Eve and time to make those resolutions for 2011.

Here’s what many dogs are thinking:

1.  Owner on floor, dog in bed.

2.  Stop begging and actually get a seat at the dinner table.

3.  Give up the dream of ever catching my tail.

4.  Bark like a big dog but still get cuddled on lap like a little dog.

5.  Get back at the cat for litter box incident.

6.  Find every bone I ever buried.

7.  No more haircuts!

8.  Become alpha dog in my house. Well, at least stop letting the cat push me around.

9.  Invent goggles that allow me to see the electric fence.

10.  Finally pass my Canine Good Citizen test.

Source:  American Kennel Club

Happy New Year everyone, from Kathleen & Daisy.